2012-12-24

Twitter#AGhettoSantaWould

first have to talk to his Probation officer about traveling out of state

not come down the chimney cuz' he aint trying to scuff his new J's.

have pitbulls pulling the sleigh instead of reindeer

Show up December 28th

wrap your presents up in aluminum foil

check to see if the police was in the neighborhood before he stopped at you house

fly with a suspended license

pick the lock instead of going down the chimney

give you food stamps instead of toys

give you the gift of life. His condom broke and he ain't paying no child support. Merry Christmas.                 

turn down the radio when he parallel park his sleigh"
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Hashtag belongs to a black man. No racist intent.